“[Cartman punches Kyle in the shoulder] Kyle: Ow! What the hell was that for?! Cartman: That's for your stupid mother! She made me miss Terrance & Phillip last night! Clyde: Yeah, what's the big idea having your mom call our moms last night? Kyle: Well I didn't have her do it. She did it on her own.…”— Matt Stone, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“When you shit, as you first sit down, you’re not fully in the experience yet. You are not yet a shitting person. You’re transitioning from a person about to shit to a person who is shitting. You don’t whip out your smartphone or a newspaper right away. It takes a minute to get the first shit out of…”— Trevor Noah, amazon.com