“Narrator: Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? Is it Mephesto? Or that little monkey guy that follows him around? Or is it Mr. Garrison? Jimbo: Nope. He's gay. Mr. Garrison: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Narrator: Is it Jimbo? Jimbo: Daaagh! Narrator:…”— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com