“My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I was, like, don’t be a dick, dude; they just came out of the closet.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, Especially since his name is Steve.”— Taylor-it, reddit.com
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.”— Nenia Campbell, amazon.com
“Better to have been a dickhead and seen it, than be a cunt all your life and not know it.”— Kate Tempest, amazon.com
“Yes, in that order. I’ll repeat it in bold: Mouth/lips, throat, hands, tongue, fingers.”— Callie Press, amazon.com
“Dear all women everywhere: Dick is fucking free you don't need him.”— Violet K. Benson, instagram.com