“Well, look at that. You guys saved a marriage, and I got one of my Amish clients to draw a sexy chicken in the dirt. Sounds like we both had a pretty big day.”— L.E. Correia, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster (voice), Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Dirt in your toe is dirt in your heart.”— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Old Hajj, Maz Siam, imdb.com
“Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.”— Sudi Green, Fran, Lolly Adefope, imdb.com
“Quintus: Maximus the farmer. I still have difficulty imagining that. Maximus: You know dirt cleans off a lot easier than blood, Quintus.”— David Franzoni, John Logan, William Nicholson, General Quintus, Tomas Arana, imdb.com
“Sometimes the feelings inside me get messy like dirt. And I like to clean things. Pretend the dirt is the feelings. This floor is my mind.”— Jenji Kohan, Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren, Uzo Aduba, imdb.com
“I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”— Charlie Day, David Hornsby, Deandra Reynolds, Kaitlin Olson, imdb.com
“Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.”— Perpetual_Anxiety, reddit.com