“What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this shit.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why are men like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.”— Anonymous, thoughtcatalog.com
“My friends told me to try safe sex But I don't remember the fucking combination!”— banter_boy, reddit.com
“Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-…”— Komol_babu, reddit.com