“[At Maria's restaurant in front of Ariel, Maria and Max] John: Nobody slept with anybody.' [Shows up in the background] Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com
“Felix, Felix, Felix! You're a nice little boy, but why do you have to be so gosh darned clean? If there are two things that nobody likes, it's a dirty old man, and a clean little boy.”— Bill Manhoff, Grandpa Unger, Tony Randall, imdb.com