“A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'”— Sharon Lee Watson, Derek Morgan, Shemar Moore, imdb.com
“While scarfing down some powdered doughnuts tonight, I had an epiphany, surely unoriginal but true: sugar is the cocaine of the masses.”— Stephen King, twitter.com
“Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking weed? Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"”— madazzahatter, reddit.com
“I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”— Unknown Meme, onsizzle.com