“Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I’d never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one. Miss Lippy: Well, I think it’s an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade. Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that’s great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue…”— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Billy Madison: Hey, I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader: I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Madison: Touch her boobs? That’s assault, brotha. You double-dare me? Billy Madison: [walks down the bus to the teacher] Uhhh, Miss Vaughn, I was wondering how l…”— Tim Herlihy, Billy Madison, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“How do I hire the obstacle course from Double Dare for our writers retreat?”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com