“[sees the bag that Douche was in is empty] Shit, I really needed that douche.”— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Camille Toh / Tampon (voice), Lauren Miller, imdb.com
“A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision.”— Dan Harmon, Britta Perry, Gillian Jacobs, imdb.com
“I don't know what it is, but typically when someone's obnoxious, they're not really likable. And Alex and Andy are obnoxious. With Andy on Parks and Recreation and even Bright on Everwood is this: That guy who was probably a douche in high school, who may have peaked in high school, what happens to…”— Chris Pratt, gq.com
“Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com