“Why did the bottle of ranch scream when the fridge door opened? He was dressing.”— Fileobrother, reddit.com
“Don’t pretend to be someone else just to get attention. Dress the way you want to be treated. Your look is part of your self-expression, not a billboard to scream your latest crisis. Give yourself a makeover to signal your new life but to thine own fabulosity be true.”— Abiola Abrams, gurl.com
“Slowly unbutton the top button of your blouse when you know your husband is looking, or hold his hand and walk him to the bedroom.”— Chris Taylor, forgivenwife.com
“Get dressed, or get undressed, right in front of him. Make sure you do it slowly and make eye contact with him, so he knows you’re in a frisky mood.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com