“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”— Benjamin Franklin, books.google.com
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begi…”— Charles Bukowski, books.google.com
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”— Ron White, books.google.com
“Well, I'll keep drinkin' And you'll keep gettin' skinnier I'm just like you Only prettier”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.com
“I've always been partial to the image of liquor as lubrication, a layer of protection from all the sharp thoughts in your head.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer!”— The Bartered Bride, amazon.com
“Show me a nation whose national beverage is beer, and I’ll show you an advanced toilet technology.”— Mark Hawkins, amazon.com
“You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?”— David Wood, books.google.com
“Goodness could be found sometimes in the middle of hell. We passed the bottle back and forth as I waited for the cab.”— Charles Bukowski, amazon.com
“She was depressed. She was anxious. Because she was depressed and because she was anxious she drank too much. This was called medicating herself.”— Joan Didion, amazon.com
“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”— Charles Bukowski, amazon.com
“There are an infinite number of universes and clubbing isn’t fun in any of them”— Benedict Smith, benedictsmith.net