“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”— Tom Robbins, books.google.com
“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”— Amy Neftzger, books.google.com
“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles…”— Martin Luther, books.google.com
“Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.”— George Bernard Shaw, books.google.com
“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”— Bette Davis, books.google.com
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”— W.C. Fields, books.google.com
“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”— G.K. Chesterton, books.google.com
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”— Drew Carey, books.google.com
“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”— Sylvia Plath, books.google.com
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”— Chelsea Handler, books.google.com
“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”— Jim Butcher, books.google.com
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”— Frank Sinatra, books.google.com
“There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”— Chelsea Handler, books.google.com