“You're like my own personal brand of heroin.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, imdb.com
“God, doctors are just drug dealers with their finger up your ass, aren't they?”— Sudi Green, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com
“Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were...”— Paul Feig, Susan Cooper, Melissa McCarthy, imdb.com
“Heroin was my life preserver, and though it may sound strange, it kept me afloat for a long time. The love and warmth was an antidote to living an alienated life in a garish world.”— Zachary A Siegel, medium.com
“You rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit.”— Edgar Wright, Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Jamie Foxx, imdb.com
“Love a drug that everybody here just tryna get a taste of.”— Mac Miller, Kendrick Lamar, Iman Omari, open.spotify.com
“Otherwise, how do you bounce back when reality batters your belief system and love does not, as promised, conquer all? Is hope a drug we need to go off of, or is it keeping us alive? What’s the harm in believing?”— Cindy Chupack, Liz Tuccillo, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Religion is like a drug, in small doses it’s curative, in large, it’s addictive.”— Corinne Brinkerhoff, Eli Gold, Alan Cumming, imdb.com
“Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“A college student asks what is the best drug to have sex on? (A pregnant women walks by) Birth control!”— ilovemydog7, reddit.com
“What do an interrogation specialist and a drug cartel have in common? They're both good at making people crack!”— BetaWolf47, reddit.com
“What kind of drug can you genetically engineer a goat to make? Am-feta-mines.”— High_Point_Genetics, reddit.com
“Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com