“Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos. Bill: Carlos the dwarf? Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?”— Paul Feig, Daniel Desario, James Franco, imdb.com
“When is it OK to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next your girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why was the dwarfs mining business so successful? Because his overheads were very low.”— thisismeinename, reddit.com