“Daniel: Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome? Ken: Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?”Tagged: Foursome, Butt Love, Make Out
“Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.”Tagged: rock 'n' roll, Brain, Crotch
“I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?”Tagged: Astrology, Superstition
“These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.”Tagged: Jocks, Badasses, cancer
“Daniel: Am I a loser? Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.”Tagged: Loser, sexually active
“Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos. Bill: Carlos the dwarf? Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?”Tagged: Dwarf, Dragon, Carlos the Dwarf, LARPing, Live Action Role Playing