“I know why they have holidays. They have holidays so people can get together and have fun. So why am I alone?”— Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown / Schroeder, Todd Barbee, imdb.com
“Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.”— Mark Hentemann, Ricky Blitt, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I am deeply hurt by your calling me a weman-hater. I am not. But I am a monster. I am the ‘son of Sam’. I am a little brat. When father Sam gets drunk he gets mean. He beats our family. Sometimes he ties me up to the back of the house. Other times he locks me in the garage. Sam loves to drink blood.…”— David Berkowitz, murderpedia.org
“I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said: ‘I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.’ He said: ‘You have to love Easter, baby.'”— Tim Vine, inews.co.uk
“Our faith is born on Easter morning: Jesus is alive! This experience is at the heart of the Christian message.”— Pope Francis, twitter.com
“What will be first to emerge? The brain, pushing its murderous bulb through the mud? The heart? No— the heart is last to rise. The first to emerge is the image.”— Jenny George, narrativemagazine.com
“THEY SAY it is the soul that rises, not the body. But the body does rise—”— Jenny George, narrativemagazine.com
“Oops. It's Reese's. Not Reece's. Sorry, I'm a fan of Ms. Witherspoon. Oh wait. She's Reese too. Um, the monkey? No that's Rhesus. Dangit!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“It's Easter and 4/20? The Reece's Peanut Butter Egg must be quite the desirable commodity today!”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Not that anybody asked, but Gregorian calendar rules unintentionally prevent eclipses from ever occurring on Easter Sunday.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com