“The moral of this story is that I am now terrified and deeply suspicious of edibles and heartbroken that my mother may have been right about drugs all along.”— Roxane Gay, gay.medium.com
“She then can't contain herself when it's time to glue her eyebrows. Honestly, it does seem really funny when you think about it.”— Joshua Moradel, buzzfeed.com
“No, no, that wasn't a stroke. They hadn't perfected edibles back then.”— Wil Calhoun, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com