“Frankie Bergstein: What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay? Clerk: Uh, Newports? Frankie Bergstein: For 20 years? Clerk: Lucky's.”Tagged: When Your Husband Turns Out To Be Gay
“This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms, Drugs, Psychodelica
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
“Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress? Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?' Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?”Tagged: ass, Ass Hugging, Tight Dress, Called Out
“When you left, I thought my life was over. I can't sleep in that big fucking bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it's fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? Im okay, and I'm going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me.”Tagged: Getting Over A Divorce, Best Parts of Divorce
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Drinking
“Grace: Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners. Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch. Grace: Well, I can do it. Frankie: I rest my case.”Tagged: witch, Rest My case, Domestic, Folding, chores
“Grace: Sol's probably going to ask you to do an interpretive dance. Frankie: I don't think I can. I mean, I could. I mean, I usually see where my body takes me in the moment.”Tagged: dance, Interpretive Dance, Body, Body Movements, Free Spirit
“Grace: You are in need of some serious cheering up. Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.”Tagged: Cheering Up, A Little Down, Homeostatic Balance, Sad Times, Pick Me Up
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”Tagged: Gaining Weight, Gaining Weight Wisdom
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
“Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!”Tagged: Golden Retriever, hugs, sweet, Kind, Warm
“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”Tagged: Drunk, Drinking, Alcohol, Metaphor, Day Drinking