“A chicken is an egg’s way of making another egg.”— Bob DeLaurentis, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com
“Philip Jennings: The painters want to know whether you prefer egg or ivory in the wainscoting in the outer office. Elizabeth Jennings: What's the difference? Philip Jennings: The color.”— Joshua Brand, Philip Jennings, Matthew Rhys, imdb.com
“Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall... Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!”— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“Whose sperm hit whose egg shouldn't determine who works here!”— Carla Kettner, Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Emily Deschanel, imdb.com
“A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. You see, it's all a matter of perspective. The chicken sees it one way, the egg another. So let's start again: this is not your office, just as your wife would not be your wife if I came to her in the night with a platter of cold cuts.”— Bob DeLaurentis, V.M. Vargas, David Thewlis, imdb.com
“Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...”— chadywacker, reddit.com