“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you’re trying to find your glasses.”— John Phillips, Lenore, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com
“Paul: I’m sorry. Your mom’s out shopping. Jack: I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of a book entitled Intercourse after hip surgery.”— John Riggi, Tina Fey, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com