Quotes tagged ‘Election Day’

(22 total)

“Log off social media and turn off all media if you have to.”

“So many handsome men at my polling place. Can I vote for one of them to give me their phone number?”

“ur mcm didn't vote at all”

“Why are you on Twitter? Go VOTE”

“Dear America, Good luck on your IQ test today. Sincerely, Britain, who failed their IQ test with Brexit.#Election2016”

“donald chump is just angry that hillary gets to hang out with jay z and beyoncé because they all have grammys and he doesn't”

“Not gonna lie, I am looking forward to posting mainly about cats and books again. *lights candle for that happy outcome* #IVOTED”

“Real talk, Ivanka's voting for Hillary, right?”

“My birthday tomorrow marks the beginning of the end of the world.. aka Election Day.”

“What a beautiful day to smash the patriarchy :) #ElectionDay”

“I voted for Leslie Knope.”

“Today's a big day guys! Either we elect our first woman president or our first bag cheetos. #ElectionDay”

“Forget 'I Voted' stickers. After this race, they should be handing out cyanide pills. #ElectionDay”

“The phrase 'Girls Rule, Boys Drool' actually feels like a fair debate rebuttal today.”

“Good morning, America! Welcome to the day of our undoing!”

“brb putting make-up on before i go vote”

“Live every day like you're actively taking down the ideologies of old straight white men everywhere.”

“i'm most excited for this election to be over so people can stop ending their tweets with 'sad!'”

“I will renegotiate NAFTA. If I can’t make a great deal, we’re going to tear it up. We’re going to get this economy running again.”

“I will do more in the first 30 days in office than Hillary has done in the last 30 years!”