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From “Twitter”

i'm most excited for this election to be over so people can stop ending their tweets with 'sad!'

Election Day humor

From “Things Girls Do After Graduation — Staycation”

She admittedly knew that her champagne buzz was somewhat fueling her outrage but, at the same time, couldn’t get the thought of Katie downplaying her dress shopping out of her mind.

satire humor White Girls

From “It Was Time”

There’s a reason it takes four years to graduate from high school and college. It’s a tangible, formative chunk of time that allows you to figure things out.

Life Changes Life Moving Forward Life Journey Time

From “When Scaries Met Sally”

They don't call it 'falling' for someone because it feels painless – they call it that because while it's happening, you don't know how the land will actually feel.

Dating Cute Meet Cute crushes

From “Why Not Quit Drinking?”

I enjoy a glass of wine when I’m eating a nice dinner. I crave a cold beer when I’m on a porch and the suns in my eyes. I like a nip of whiskey when it’s so cold outside that my jacket simply won’t do the trick.

Drinking Alcohol Life

From “To The Company That Won't Go Away”

Whether it’s The Fat Jewish or a CBD company trying to capitalize on the gold rush that is CBD, nothing is safe if you don’t have the time or money to protect yourself.

From “More Shit White People Love”

white people love having bowls of matchbooks they took from restaurants

LOL True Though White People

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