“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”Tagged: Girlfriend, Love, psycho
“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.”Tagged: argyle, Retarded
“I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.”Tagged: enamored, Crush
“Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? Samantha: I can remember lots of things.”Tagged: Tasks, stove, Memory
“Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.”Tagged: Self-Pity, skincare
“Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.”Tagged: disease, stalker, Annoying
“That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.”Tagged: crushes, Love
“I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.”Tagged: bus, dignified, Transportation
“Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right? Randy: That's a cheerful thought.”Tagged: nothing to lose, cheerful, Sarcasm
“Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.”Tagged: Expensive Cars, Priorities
“This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count.”Tagged: Skipping School, Sick Day
“How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?”Tagged: Skipping School, Playing Hooky
“The question isn't 'what are we going to do,' the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'”Tagged: possibilities, Questions
“If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”Tagged: Best Friends, Friendships