“An employee is told that the customer's always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“He stole, he slept, he was rude to the customers. There goes the best employee a convenience store ever had.”— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Apu, Mike Economou, imdb.com
“I always tell new hires, ‘Don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Today morgue employee got cremated by mistake while taking a nap... I guess two people got fired that day!”— kamasutrance, reddit.com