“Along the way you pick up wives and kids and you are responsible for them. You don’t discard them. There is no such thing as ex-wives, only additional wives.”— Willie Nelson, telegraph.co.uk
“On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com