Quotes tagged ‘Exorcism’

“Maria Rossi: Have you ever witnessed a real exorcism, Father? Father Robert Gallo: Yeah! Right after he saw the Easter Bunny!”

— William Brent Bell, Matthew Peterman, Maria Rossi, Suzan Crowley, imdb.com

“Exorcisms are on the decline.”

— Fred Armisen, Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Father Francesco, Luis Gnecco, imdb.com

“Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and…”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Merrin, Max von Sydow, imdb.com

“Demon: I'm not Regan. Father Karras: Well, then let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras. Demon: And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps. Father Karras: If you're the Devil, why not make the straps disappear? Demon: That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“The Power of Christ compels you!”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Your mother's in here, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look, your daughter doesn't say she's a demon. She says she's the devil himself. And if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“Father Karras: Why her? Why this girl? Father Merrin: I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as... animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Stick your cock up her ass, you motherfucking worthless cocksucker.”

— William Peter Blatty, Demon (voice), Mercedes McCambridge, imdb.com

“Demon: What an excellent day for an exorcism. Father Karras: You would like that? Demon: Intensely. Father Karras: But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan? Demon: It would bring us together. Father Karras: You and Regan? Demon: You and us.”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Karras, Jason Miller, imdb.com

“Hey, folks, this is your co-pilot speakin'. Um, if there's an exorcist or a priest on board, could you uh please identify yourself to a member of the flight crew. Sure would appreciate it, thank you. Kinda need you to do that right away, be good. Once again, you can find the audio for Legally Blonde…”

— Loren Bouchard, Co-Pilot (voice), imdb.com

“Ava’s the kind of girl that you take home to your parents, and I am the kind you take to an exorcism.”

— Keto Shimizu, Matthew Maala, Sara Lance / White Canary, Caity Lotz, imdb.com

“Don't you understand what I'm saying to you? This is not just an odor—you need a priest to get rid of this thing.”

— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com