“Yo mama’s so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Yo mama so fat, if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Would you like to dance? No? You must've misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I got rejected by a bald woman. A bald woman rejected me. Heh, you like that one? A woman with no prospects and no hair told me that I wasn't her type. Apparently, Baldie likes a slimmer guy.”— Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“When you raise women to believe that we are insignificant, that we are broken, that we are sick, that the only cure is starvation and restraint and smallness; when you pit women against one another, keep us shackled by shame and hunger, obsessing over our flaws, rather than our power and potential;…”— Lindy West, theguardian.com
“The ‘perfect body’ is a lie. I believed in it for a long time, and I let it shape my life, and shrink it – my real life, populated by my real body. Don’t let fiction tell you what to do. In the omnidirectional orgy gardens of Vlaxnoid, no one cares about your arm flab.”— Lindy West, theguardian.com
“Guys come on, we shouldn't give fat people such a hard time. They have enough on their plate already.”— Mustangable, reddit.com
“fat women aren’t appreciated the same when they have small asses and weird curves. it’s always women who are easily attractive and don’t have to do much. when you say you love fat women, that means that the fat women that look like me should also be accepted.”— luhshawnay, luhshawnay.tumblr.com