“Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did Taylor Swift say to the melon? Look what you made me dew!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do you say to a herb that’s running late? It’s about thyme!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.com