Maria Monrovia

9 quotes

“Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!”

“What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!”

“What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!”

“What’s Adele’s favorite dessert? Jello from the other side!”

“Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!”

“What did Taylor Swift say to the melon? Look what you made me dew!”

“What do you say to a herb that’s running late? It’s about thyme!”

“What did the baby corn say to its mom? Where’s my pop corn?”

“What did the pickle say to his fans? I’m kind of a big dill!”