“Jamie: You don't look that heavy. If you won't walk, I shall pick you up and throw you over my shoulder! D'ye want me to do that? Claire: No! Jamie: Well then, I guess that means you're coming with me.”— Ronald D. Moore, imdb.com
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”— Becky Mann, Audra Sielaff, David Hornsby, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com