“In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”Tagged: Romantic Speeches, Love, romance, Good, Bad
“In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”Tagged: Dating, Relationships, Movies
“Juno: I'm not ready to be a mom. Mac: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds. Juno: God, that was *one* time! And she did not die, if you recall.”Tagged: humor, Family, Motherhood
“Mac: I'm not ready to be a pop-pop. Bren: You're not going to be a pop-pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.”Tagged: Family, humor
“Mac: Where you been? Juno: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.”Tagged: humor, Family, maturity
“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”Tagged: Love, Good, Bad, ugly, True Love
“Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity. Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me? Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good. Mac: You mean like couples? Juno: Yeah, like people in love. Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I…”Tagged: humor, Family, humanity, Love, Couples
“Dee: I am not a failure! Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.”Tagged: Failure, Fail, Sassy, Diss
“Dennis: Lay it on us, bud. Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.”Tagged: gay, Sex, Euphomism, Hard Work
“Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!”Tagged: Team, Setup, Dynamic, looks, Brain
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open! Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”Tagged: window, Piss, Gross, angry
“I do not appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.”Tagged: Words, Paraphrased, Deliberate
“Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand? Sailor: Diabetes. Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.”Tagged: Diabetes, hand, tragic, Adventure
“It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.”Tagged: Black Out, Drinking, Drunk, Alcohol, Browning Out
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”Tagged: Parenting, Forceful, Teaching, Parenthood, Fake It Until Make It
“People change, Frank. Look at me: I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.”Tagged: Change, Muscle, big, Freak
“Frank: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham. Mac: Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?”Tagged: Drinking, Hammered, Sun, Drunk
“Dennis: What's wrong with the Jersey Shore? Mac: Come on, you've seen that TV show. It's just a bunch of sweaty Guidos getting hopped up on energy drinks and giving each other diseases.”Tagged: Jersey Shore, Energy Drinks, Diseases
“Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet? Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office. [collective groan] Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”Tagged: Going Postal, shooting