“It may be a blessing in disguise....Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve…”— Pat Robertson, books.google.com
“A German goes on vacation to France. He gets to passport control and the woman says, "Occupation?" The man replies, "No, just visiting."”— Slats7, reddit.com
“The French worshipped [Benjamin] Franklin as an Enlightenment god whose famous kite-flying experiment debunked superstition by proving that lightning was nothing more than electricity.”— Larry Flynt, amazon.com