“The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision. I can just see it now.”Tagged: Vision, Pun
“I've discovered I have a logic fetish. I can't stop coming to conclusions.”Tagged: Logic, Fetish, Conclusion
“When you say "poop" your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea.”Tagged: Poop, Anus, Diarrhea
“What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, we are writing to inform you that you have violated the copyright agreement.”Tagged: Piracy, letter, Violation, Copyright
“Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.”Tagged: Naked, picture
“A German goes on vacation to France. He gets to passport control and the woman says, "Occupation?" The man replies, "No, just visiting."”Tagged: German, vacation, France