“He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment—because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.”— John Green, Colin Singleton, amazon.com
“It was his first kiss, and her lips felt like the coming winter—cold and dry and chapped—and it occurred to Colin that the kiss didn't feel nearly as good as the sound of her asking if she could be his girlfriend.”— John Green, Colin Singleton, amazon.com
“I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a woman who would get really angry if she heard me say that.”— Mitch Hedberg, reddit.com
“Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes.”— Wood, twitter.com