“A beautiful martini glass is the ideal vessel for your classic cocktail.”— Kate Dingwall, liquor.com
“Really, specs? Suddenly she's not the most beautiful woman you've ever seen?”— Geoff Johns, Allan Heinberg, Zack Snyder, Jason Fuchs, Etta Candy, Lucy Davis, imdb.com
“You know, without the glasses you're not even ugly.”— Anthony Minghella, Dickie Greenleaf, Jude Law, imdb.com
“Ben Seaver: [comes home wearing glasses for the first time] One crack and I'm gone. Dr. Jason Seaver: [Mike laughs in convulsions] Mike, cut that out. Mike Seaver: [as if in pain] Oh, you don't know what you're askin', Dad. Carol Seaver: Well, I'll say something. I think you look brainy. Ben Seaver:…”— Leilani Downer, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com
“I told a girl, "you look great without glasses She said, "but I don't wear glasses." I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do.”— botcomking, reddit.com
“High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.”— David Sedaris, amazon.com
“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.”— Henny Youngman, books.google.com