“Mike Seaver: Becky? Wow, you've had quite the summer. Becky: [sarcastically] And you've had quite the fall. [Becky walks off from Mike]”Tagged: Summer, Fall, insults
“Mike Seaver: Hey, guys. Dr. Jason Seaver: Don't you go far, Mike. I may wanna talk to you. Mike Seaver: What did I do? Dr. Jason Seaver: [Angrily] I haven't found it yet. Mike Seaver: What's going on? Ben Seaver: [Whispering] It's bill paying day. Dr. Jason Seaver: Oh, I don't believe this one. [as…”Tagged: phone bill, Bills
“Mike Seaver: Okay, look one, I was actually on time. And two, I admitted openly and honestly that I lied. And three... Maggie Malone Seaver: [Interrupting Mike] And three you are grounded in this house. For the remainder of the weekend, in bed by eight, and no TV. Dr. Jason Seaver: [after Maggie…”Tagged: On Time, Tardy to the Party, Grounded
“Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what's your dad's name, Bone ? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester. Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew?”Tagged: Homonyms, Sylvester Stallone
“Nick Simpson: [observing the 'accident' Mike made with a soda bottle, suspiciously, to Mike] Somebody unscrewed this. This was no accident. Wait a minute... You didn't get too busy and forget, did you? Mike Seaver: Look, do you know that you're prejudiced, or are you just kidding yourself. Nick…”Tagged: Rude, suburban, bullies, real world
“Julie Costello: [letter, in tears] 'Dear Mike, by the time you read this, I'll be on a plane. And I've never written a letter like this before, so I don't know how to start. I've been thinking about you and me and marriage, and—well, I know you think that all the time I've been the mature and sure…”Tagged: Letters, Regret, Confusion, Selfish, goodbye
“Mike Seaver: Don't worry, I'm taking my subjects seriously this year. Maggie Malone Seaver: [reads his enrollment form] Bugs Bunny as Archetype: Hero or Wascal?' Mike Seaver: If Boynton State Teachers' College offers it, e-b-dee, e-b-dee, that's enough for me!”Tagged: College, term papers, Bugs Bunny
“Ben Seaver: [comes home wearing glasses for the first time] One crack and I'm gone. Dr. Jason Seaver: [Mike laughs in convulsions] Mike, cut that out. Mike Seaver: [as if in pain] Oh, you don't know what you're askin', Dad. Carol Seaver: Well, I'll say something. I think you look brainy. Ben Seaver:…”Tagged: glasses, four-eyes, bullying, brainy, geek