“Yeah, I believe in a higher power and it’s called Whatever Dude and he’s a queer, surfing Santa that’s a bit like my grandpa. So yes.”— Sia, amazon.com
“I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.”— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ‘Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”— Sarcastic_Mr_Fox, reddit.com