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Wallace Wolodarsky

27 quotesVoice Actor · United States Of America · Male

Wallace Wolodarsky, also billed as Wally Wolodarsky, is an American actor, screenwriter, television producer and film director known for being one of the screenwriters for The Simpsons during the first four seasons with his writing partner Jay Kogen. 2Career As an actor, he has roles in Rushmore, The Darjeeling Limited and is a voice actor in Fantastic Mr. Fox and A Dog's Purpose. 2Personal life His wife, Maya Forbes, is the sister of singer China Forbes. Wolodarsky is Jewish. 2Credited works 3The Simpsons episodes He has co-written the following Simpsons episodes: "Homer's Odyssey" "Krusty Gets Busted" "Treehouse of Horror" "Bart the Daredevil" "Old Money" "Like Father, Like Clown" "Lisa the Greek" "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" "Treehouse of Horror III" "Last Exit to Springfield" 3Filmography The Tracey Ullman Show (1987) (TV) The Simpsons (1989–1992) (TV) Sibs (1991) (TV) Coldblooded (1995) (Director/Writer) The Oblongs (1999–2000) (TV) Sorority Boys (2002) (Director) The Ortegas (2003) (TV) Seeing Other People (with Maya Forbes) (2004) (Director/Writer) The Class (2005–2006) (TV) The Rocker (with Maya Forbes) (2008) Monsters vs. Aliens (with Maya Forbes, Rob Letterman, Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger) (2009) Fantastic M

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From “Homer's Odyssey”

Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!

fake name Prank Prank Calls Jokes Pee

From “Treehouse of Horror”

Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.

Ew ick baby spit suck

I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.

live House Evil Money

Eat my shorts!

Catchphrase Eat Shorts Diss

From “Bart the Daredevil”

Barney: But I only got up to go the the can! Homer: Hey, I don't see your name engraved on this bar stool.

difficult Sassy name engraved bar stool

From “Old Money”

I think Grandpa smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.

Smells grandpa trunk Garage wet

From “Like Father, Like Clown”

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Man envies Family help

From “Lisa the Greek”

Marge: You're a very selfish man. Bart: [plays with a button that presses 'Go to hell' three times.] Once again, great present, Dad!

Selfish present Button Go to Hell

From “Bart's Friend Falls in Love”

Lisa: According to Eternity Magazine, you can lose weight through subliminal learning. That's where an idea is suddenly implanted in your head without you even knowing it. Homer: Oh Lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter.

Reading Lose Weight subliminal learning Unhealthy Desires idea

Milhouse: You shake it up, and it tells the future! Bart: Really? Will I pass my English test? [shakes the ball] 'Outlook Not So Good.' Wow, it does work!

Fortune Teller Pass yest Work

From “Treehouse of Horror III”

Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants. Grampa: Too late.

Story scary wet your pants Pee Too Late

I thought dabbling in the black arts would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.

dabbling black arts dark arts chuckle Wrong

Homer: Do you sell toys? Shopkeeper: We sell forbidden objects from places men dare to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt which I call frogurt.

Toys forbidden objects tread Frozen Yogurt

From “Last Exit to Springfield”

This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. 'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!

monkeys typewriters novel Typo Stupid

From “Trolls”

I'm not going to your party.

party

I don't do high fives.

high five

No Troll left behind!

no child left behind

Tune out his negative vibrations: they're toxic. Some folks just don't want to be happy.

Negativity Vibrations Toxic

Poppy: Thank you! Branch: No, thank you. Poppy: For what? Branch: For showing me how to be happy.

Thank You Happiness

Poppy: Why won't you sing? Branch: Because singing killed my grandma OKAY!

Singing Morbid Oops

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