“Today, I am a grape!”— Elizabeth Meriwether, J. J. Philbin, Rory Banks, Devin Trey Campbell, imdb.com
“Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn’t work as a pie. Grape pie? There’s no grape pie.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.”— Anupam Nigam, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.”— Unknown, tcat.tc