“Shawn: This place is trashed. Gus: Maybe Johnny Depp stopped by. Shawn: I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?”Tagged: trashed, Johnny Depp, Sassy, Jokes, Time Machine
“Gus: I need Facetime with my boss; I already missed the pamper pole trust exercise. Shawn: I'm uncomfortable with you even saying the words 'pamper pole.'”Tagged: facetime, pamper, Uncomfortable
“Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her. Gus: Dude. Why don’t I ever get to say things like that?”Tagged: mystery lover, Mystery, Cool sayings
“Where do I get a juice box and does it come in grapalicious.”Tagged: Juice Box, Grape, Flavor, Request
“Shawn: Well, at least that gives us the 'how.' Now we just gotta figure out the 'why,' which reminds me, Gus, will you please get us those tickets for The Who? Gus: Where?”Tagged: how, what, when, where, why
“Henry: I warned you, Shawn, fire fighters are trouble. I did everything in my power to keep you off of the pole! Shawn: And you succeeded, Dad... in every conceivable way.”Tagged: trouble, Off the pole, Parenthood
“Gus: And they don't even have a dalmatian here, Shawn. Shawn: Would you stop with the dalmatians already? Gus: I'm just saying. It would be nice to see one in its natural habitat. Shawn: They're not indigenous to firehouses, Gus.”Tagged: dalmations, Natural Habitat, Firehouses, Indigenous
“Shawn: Gus, don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan. Gus: It's Azkaban. Shawn: I've heard it both ways.”Tagged: Catchphrase, Harry Potter, Heard It Both Ways, Wrong
“Live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally sucks in real life.”Tagged: Cooperation, Fighting, Real Life