“My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?”— J. Stewart Burns, Philip J. Fry , Billy West, imdb.com
“What’s the difference between a bride-to-be and groom-to-be? A bride-to-be wants a shower. A groom-to-be wants to get as dirty as possible before his Big Day.”— Unknown, tcat.tc