“There is no such thing as a soul mate . . . and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.”— Rachel Cohn, amazon.com
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”— Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Either let him post first or wait it out until you don’t need to think twice. You’re a new couple, there’s plenty of time to let the world know you guys like to go pumpkin picking together.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Instagram official is the new Facebook official: So, posting a couples pic means just that, you’re a couple.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Instagram: Don't - Comment on a pic unless he's done it first.”— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com
“Instagram: Don't - Like his pic from 30 weeks ago.”— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com
“Instagram: Do - Like some of his pictures.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: Don't- Send him a pic first more than once a week.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your boobs and/ or naked body.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your sweaty face right after the gym.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: Do - Make your story really hot/ super-fun pics of you and your friends.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: Do - Send him pics of something that was very obviously a joke between you two.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“SnapChat: Do - Send him pics of what you’re doing, like walking your dog, or drinking outside with your friends.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Snapchat: - Do: Add him (if he has followed or friended you already or if he told you to add him).”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Twitter Who the fuck flirts on Twitter anymore? What are you going to do, write him a haiku?”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Facebook: Don't - Like any of his friends’ pictures.”— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com