Quotes tagged ‘Guy Advice’

“Facebook: Don't - Like all of his pictures.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don’t- Chat him.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Don't Friend his friends.”

— I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...: How to find love & sh*t like that, amazon.com

“Facebook: Do Put your Instagrams on Facebook if he doesn’t follow you on Insta, with geotags if you’re somewhere cool.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Like his pictures occasionally.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook: Let him comment on your pictures.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Facebook Do: Accept his friend request.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Give online dating a try. It opens you up a shit-ton of more possibilities and the more people you date the more likely you are to meet someone you actually like.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“It’s much easier to meet a quality guy in person when you’re not blacked out. If you can’t have a few drinks without losing your right contact lens and left shoe, try meeting guys through some sober activities that you enjoy.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Your goal when going out should never be to meet someone. No one likes a girl who seems like she’s trying to get fucked.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“You need to believe this phrase when you say it to yourself: I’m totally chill being single but having a boyfriend sounds like it could be fun. Who wouldn’t want to date me? After all, I am the shit. Only then are you really ready to enter into the big, bad dating world.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Self-reliance is also a big thing...No guy wants the burden of constantly being the source of your stability or your good time.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Your sense of humor is, on a larger scale, the way in which you convey your values and worldview.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“The very first thing any guy notices about a woman he’s actually interested in is . . . her face.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Instead, try to identify what it is that you really don’t like about yourself. It won’t be hard. If there’s a bunch of things on this list, try to address each one. The hardest one to fix is almost always the reason why you feel shitty about the other ones.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“In order to be ready to date others you must enjoy dating yourself.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“My mom always used to say, ‘You can’t say I love you before you can say I.’ And I think that sort of makes sense.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Once you are able to look back and laugh at just how sad and pathetic you were during those long weeks or months (hopefully not years, time is the only thing you can’t ever get back) then congrats because you are so over it.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“In order to get into a new one guess what you have to do? Get the fuck over it.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“It’s about drawing confidence from the shit you’re good at and working to accept the shit you’re decent at if you can’t fix it.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com