“Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired by Hallmark and Disney in a hostile takeover, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.”— Jon Vitti, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com
“Niles: Well, as some illustrious person once said, 'Popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity.' Frasier: You just made that up, didn't you? Niles: Yes, but I stand by it.”— Don Siegel, Niles Crane, David Hyde Pierce, imdb.com
“Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”— Emily Spivey, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com