“Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know? Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.”— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Frito Pendejo, Dax Shepard, imdb.com
“Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably 'cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”— Jennifer Salt, Queenie, Gabourey Sidibe, imdb.com
“The corona is the part of the glans that is attached to the shaft. Some people refer to the corona as ‘the ridge’ as it literally looks like a ridge over the shaft. Stimulating the corona is exactly the same as stimulating the glans and shaft, just wrap your hand or fingers around it and rub it up a…”— Sean Jameson, badgirlsbible.com
“For men, a great handjob is a delicious way to learn how to suspend arousal without climaxing. Develop your handjob techniques so you can bring him to the edge of orgasm and then suspend him there, prolonging his arousal and helping him learn how to stay hard longer. This will give you both more tim…”— Charlotte & Chris Pleasure Mechanics, thoughtcatalog.com
“One thing that doesn't make a good lubricant: water. Water actually just adds to the chaffing. If you are giving a hand job and need some extra lubricant, reach for the lotion, not the faucet.”— Amber Madison, yourtango.com
“Under the restaurant table, in the car, or wherever—a swiftly administered hand job or blowjob leaves him in no doubt as to what the evening is to entail. Very naughty and very horny.”— Zenobia Bel, ethiogrio.com
“Do not put my old man in a death grip and pull it so furiously that it feels like being trapped in a threshing machine. Don’t hold on for dear life. I’m lying flat on your futon. I’m going nowhere.”— Gavin James Bower, sabotagetimes.com
“If he's having trouble getting a firm erection, rub a small amount of oil or lubricant onto your palms and put one hand firmly around the base of his penis. Work the other hand from the base up to the head in a circular, twisting motion, as if you were following a winding staircase up his appendage.…”— Susan Crain Bakos, redbookmag.com