“And here comes mister gay pride of the Upper West Side himself. Unfortunately, this is not a Bette Midler concert, we will not be serving Cosmopolitans and Baked Alaska, so just play faster than you give fucking handjobs, will you please?”— Damien Chazelle, Andrew Neiman, Miles Teller, imdb.com
“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.”— John Wells, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com
“They’re not so easy on the eyes, but they make giving handjobs a piece of cake.”— Amanda Chatel, thoughtcatalog.com
“Uncut wieners are basically built for handjobs. Not that handjobs are difficult, but an uncircumcised penis makes one difficult to screw up. You see, the skin of an uncircumcised penis acts as a sleeve, a generous sleeve that gives you more to play with and causes less friction or painful rubbing. I…”— Bobby Box, elitedaily.com
“I am positive I am not the only one who is like this, but I will have tons of orgasms while you are sexing me up...if you just give me one good kick start. I might anyway, but it is basically guaranteed I will have tons if you, y'know, get me off first with some lovely oral or a even just quick hand…”— scazrelet, reddit.com