“I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!”Tagged: Fuck You, Questions, Anger
“I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'”Tagged: chances, opportunities, Success
“You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.”Tagged: Tried, Helping, soothing
“You are gorgeous. You're sweet. You're funny. You're very smart. You know that, right?”Tagged: Sweet Things To Say, Aww, Lip to Mandy
“So you're saying you fucked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”Tagged: When You Mess Up With Your Girlfriend, Fucking Up, In The Dog House
“Remember that turtle you had last summer? And you guys were really, really into him for like, two weeks. And you talked to him, and you fed him. And you took him everywhere with you, right? But after a while, you know, you guys got busy with other things. So the water never got changed, and nobody…”Tagged: Abandoned
“Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.”Tagged: Politics, Libertarianism
“When you're poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.”Tagged: poor, Hustle, Making Money When You're Poor
“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.”Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Sex
“Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.”Tagged: Too Big Too Fail, Working Class Anger
“I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.”Tagged: Upside Down World