“[to redneck heckler at football game] Hey...crotchmouth! Yeah, you! Zip it, or I'll come up there and zip if for ya! [to same, after his kid gets sacked] Yo, deliverance. You see number 74? Well, that's my son.”— John Lee Hancock, Leigh Anne Tuohy, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com
“Hey, nice shoes. What, you wear sandals to work? It's always nice to walk into a room and get the aroma of feet. That's real conducive to the work atmosphere. I'm sure your coworkers really appreciate it. 'Hey, let's go eat in Toby's office. Great idea! We can check on her bunions!'”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com