“Unfortunately, in real life, people are so incredibly quick to judge a situation before it has completely played itself out. But fortunately, in "reel" life, the audience gets an opportunity to watch things unfold, or unravel... or both in some cases.”— Michael Muhney, soaps.sheknows.com
“I made more money with Randy than anybody else. On a professional level, he worked the gimmick perfectly. He never let his ego get involved.”— Hulk Hogan, youtube.com
“Everyone said "Oh my gosh, you're bigger than 'The Hulk'". At the time I was wrestling under the name Terry Boulder. Everybody started calling me Terry "The Hulk" Boulder. And that's kind of how The Hulk name got started.”— Hulk Hogan, youtube.com
“Every once in a while he would have a very special moment going to the bathroom. On several occasions I would get the, "Hey boss come down here." I'd say, "Oh come on, Andre." I'd walk in and there would be a newspaper on the bed. He used to get a kick out of that.”— Hulk Hogan, youtube.com
“First off, legally you've crossed a boundary. This is called gimmick infringement.”— Hulk Hogan, youtube.com
“Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to the party and suddenly I'm the weirdo.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I got alcohol poisoning. Its not fun, I don't recommend it. Its actually so funny because you can die that way. Its such a weird way to die, its so stupid. But its funny to me trying to explain it. Dying that way. "Dude did you hear about Nick? He died." "What, how? Who did it?" "Nick." "With what?"…”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“That movies called Boner Soup? About the dad who died and the kids? What the fuck is Boner Soup? I didn't see a boner or soup in the whole trailer.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I always thought it would be really funny if they showed a really dramatic trailer, really serious, and they have a title at the end of it that has nothing to do with the trailer. This is again to mess with the audience.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I always thought it would be funny if a movie like that, to mess with all the stoned people in the audience. If right before the movie started, like Transformers, they put "Based on a True Story".”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“The first rule when he got into office was to legalize marijuana meatloaf.”— Adam Sandler, youtube.com
“I do small things. I try to do good things every day. If everyone does some good, think of what a good world this will be.”— Jackie Chan, forbes.com
“No body hires me for this kind of romance. On the beach, slow motion, sing a song and kissing. Always action.”— Jackie Chan, youtube.com