“Is it weird that I'm super hungry right now?" (This is when you'll start thinking about what leftovers are in your fridge and get totally distracted)”— Jason Mustian, distractify.com
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”— Ron Swanson, amazon.com
“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”— Meg Cabot, amazon.com
“When food came in, the human beings were quiet and trusting and beautiful. They shared.”— Kurt Vonnegut, amazon.com
“When you find yourself looking in the fridge out of boredom, drink the biggest glass of water you can find. You'll be too full to want food.”— Unknown, 1000lifehacks.com